your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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