Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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