great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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