If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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