he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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