ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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