im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
where does the pee come out of this thing
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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