Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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