Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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