Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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