This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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