Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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