How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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