it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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