Someone shit on the floor
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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