oh god the rape fog is back!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize
