We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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