Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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