did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We left the knife in your bed.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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