You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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