i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
