if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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