break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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