Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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