Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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