wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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