i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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