oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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