That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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