I got chris browned last night
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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