he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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