do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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