Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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