we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
