So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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