he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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