just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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