Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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