we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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