The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
