Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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