Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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