do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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