He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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