I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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