I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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