no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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