I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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