I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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