Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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